on laptop this is impossible
a poor parody. seriously, if you want to make a decent mockery, make t so its not PDP-10 slow, okay?
.. this site is for games and videos. this is full of hypocritical bias and links to a site that shouldn't even be allowed to exist.
oh by the way, ever looked at the sun? it hurts the eyes right? god is effectively the sun. and no, sunscreen will not work. I've tried.
a nice attempt at trolling but you could do better.
hot. I would've preferred a toilet stall but this works
can't get ship secret from behind the lamp
nice. a few problems on my end but nice
nice game. I like the fact that you can't die,keep the blood. maybe add drivable vehicles next. perhaps a few jumpscares
decent but not great
impossible to play on a laptop. I can't get into the toilet without being killed due to not having a mouse. please add a 5 second pause between him getting up and sitting down
Then its too easy for people with a mouse...pretty selfish reason to 1 star...
this game is really difficult to play on a laptop
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