nbomb's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Daytraders of the Dead]

owned! 693,550 points. top that people. great game.

[Touch The Core2]

this game is too hard! i can't get past the damn terminator thingy. and why aren't his shots being stopped by the walls?

[the classroom 3]

i hope to make this review as clear as humanly possible. THERE WAS NO EFFORT PUT INTO THIS GAME! do i really have to go through 6 acts? i mean really? the commodore 64 versions of return to castle wolfenstein and beyond castle wolfenstein are better. (the third person ones). i am ashamed to play this game because that just spreads a false hope that this game will expand. into what? super stealther: the classroom edition? an insult to stealthgamesin general.

[Apocalypse Later]

kinda short but funny as hell. i wonder what would happen if you drank the body odor/crystal meth concoction?

davidsgallant responds:

I don't think the universe is ready to know the answer to that.

[OneShot]

i have TERRIBLE memory. how can you make a game that stresses pattern memorization. do you know how many disadvantaged youths there are? do you? some can't even count to 8 let alone play a game like this. don't do this in the future. please don't for my sake.

[Robot Legions]

regeneration powerup is false: there is no regenerating health so why bother. and if i have high armor why am i getting my ass kicked late in the game?

[The Pick of Destiny 2]

i feel like yelling at you! a rythm game huh? then how come when the notes come close to being hit, it counts as a fucking miss? IT COUNTS AS A FUCKING PISSY MISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

[The Pick of Destiny]

1 star for originality and1 for awesome songs. it would have scored higher except for the fact that the damn arrows can only be hit if the music is on medium or hard. if it's not, then the arrows are opposite of ddr in which it would count as a hit and not a miss if they were in the trajectory of the arrow.

[Aldo's Escape]

you're idea of fun is my idea of torture. you don't deserve to have this game in the newgrounds library. it's riddled with crap and i can't get past the first level. and i die when i touch an enemy? WTF?

Cheetoh responds:

I think any normal game will have you die when you touch an ememy.

[COS:MS2]

why did you decide on a sniper rifle for mission 3? would a soldier in hostile territory assault a heavily armed bunker with a sniper rifle or stay back and provide cover?