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Recent Movie Reviews


-Last Resort- -Last Resort-

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

but he never got to pee



Breakfast with Mancubus Breakfast with Mancubus

Rated 5 / 5 stars

mancubus: coffee! finally!

(coffee gets vaporized)

you must die!

classic!



Messiah 2 Messiah 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

that was actually fun to watch. i find no problem with it.


Recent Game Reviews


Project Pravus Project Pravus

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

forgive the 1.5 but this game is just terrible. the scares are barely there, there's no need for the grainy look and the ending is crap. good use of ambience though



Kill Eminem Kill Eminem

Rated 1 / 5 stars

easier? bitch i'm on a laptop, using my touchpad. about as easy as sticking your dick in a cheerio



Little Red Riding Ho! Little Red Riding Ho!

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

died laughing at the end


Recent Audio Reviews


Scary Movies (fruity) Scary Movies (fruity)

Rated 1 / 5 stars

pitch is wrong and it sounds like an elephant is having a seizure



March Of Dead March Of Dead

Rated 5 / 5 stars

holy shit! that's all. this songs is awesome! damn shame you broke up. i'm trying to do death metal vocals. any tips?



Fists of Stone [] Fists of Stone []

Rated 5 / 5 stars

finally something i can actually call awesome. no more pop for me. nah i'm kidding. cool song man. i love this shit.


Recent Art Reviews


Spidey and Venom Spidey and Venom

Rated 5 / 5 stars

very nice.

spider man: it feels nice... the power

venom: GET BACK HERE! i did not give you this power so you could louse up your duties. first order of business is to kill Fisk.

spider man: i dunno, you need ultra strong webs to hold him.

venom: are you calling me weak?

spider man: no?

venom: as soon as we're done, you're dead.

(venom wraps up spidey in ultra dark webbing turning him into a symbiote) for now, my pet, for now


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